Many of my fans enjoy reading about my masturbation mishaps and laughing at the embarrassing fixes I’ve gotten into, or nearly gotten into. I do not drive, I never learned. I tried in my teens and it didn’t work out. My mom no longer drives, so getting supplies has been a problem since she had …
Real Life Masturbation Mishap
Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction. I just had a real life masturbation mishap. One of my personal phone partners had asked me a couple of weeks ago if I’d send him a pair of my panties with my juices on them for him to masturbate with, so I agreed. I got a nice …
The Garden Hose Incident
I decided to write about this following topic since so many have asked me about it. In the “Me Masturbating” audio I mention an experience with a garden hose. I have told this story several times since it has piqued the curiosities of many that have heard about it and wanted further details. I didn’t …
Celebrity Listener
This random rambling of mine has been rattling away in my brain since my first posting at Literotica a few years ago. I have become rather obsessed with the idea of a celebrity finding my recordings and site. I know it’s absurd, they likely have much better things to do than poke around some woman’s …
Celebrity Phone Sex Partner
I have erotic recordings online. They have millions of listeners around the world. One of my fantasies is that a celebrity will find them and then contact me and we become personal phone sex partners. This must sound a bit odd, but what can I say, it is a genuine fantasy of mine. Maybe it …
Phone Sex 911
I swear you all won’t believe this is true, but sadly it is! I was in the middle of a personal phone date last night with a new young man, and was enjoying myself quite thoroughly, and the young mans phone clicked off. As he was talking to me when it happened, I had a …