Category Archives: Personal Musings

Oh The Humiliation…

Many of my fans enjoy reading about my masturbation mishaps and laughing at the embarrassing fixes I’ve gotten into, or nearly gotten into. I do not drive, I never learned. I tried in my teens and it didn’t work out. … Continue reading

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Real Life Masturbation Mishap

Sometimes life really is stranger than fiction. I just had a real life masturbation mishap. One of my personal phone partners had asked me a couple of weeks ago if I’d send him a pair of my panties with my … Continue reading

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The Garden Hose Incident

I decided to write about this following topic since so many have asked me about it. In the “Me Masturbating” audio I mention an experience with a garden hose. I have told this story several times since it has piqued … Continue reading

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Celebrity Listener

This random rambling of mine has been rattling away in my brain since my first posting at Literotica a few years ago. I have become rather obsessed with the idea of a celebrity finding my recordings and site. I know … Continue reading

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Celebrity Phone Sex Partner

I have erotic recordings online. They have millions of listeners around the world. One of my fantasies is that a celebrity will find them and then contact me and we become personal phone sex partners. This must sound a bit … Continue reading

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Phone Sex 911

I swear you all won’t believe this is true, but sadly it is! I was in the middle of a personal phone date last night with a new young man, and was enjoying myself quite thoroughly, and the young mans … Continue reading

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